Definitions by Derp wants cheez

Birb 

The weird peanut looking motherfathers with the flappity flaps that help them fly. They have ice cream cones for mouthes and they’re loud and sometimes really annoying but some people like them and keep them as pets

Omg look at the birb!

Birb by Derp wants cheez May 14, 2020

Phrog

A fat demented squishy beach ball looking fuck that croaks. If you step on a phrog it’ll go “croak ribbit reee”*splat*

Don’t step on the phrog or it’ll go splat

Phrog by Derp wants cheez May 14, 2020