Definitions by Dermt

crudfinx

A person who eats danglers, or butt boogers, from their own asshole.

I saw that fool pull his hand outta his pants and lick it just now, he's such a crudfinx.

crudfinx by Dermt July 25, 2003

To accidentally expel feces when attempting to release gas from one's anus.

Dude, I thought I had to fart, so I let it go, but then I chergged all over myself, so I had to change my drawers.

cherg by Dermt July 25, 2003