3 definitions by Derf's Prophet

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The master of the Undermap and it's third level. He was once Derf's best friend but then stole the secret to winning The Game, therefore giving him great power but making him an obvious jackass so Derf kicked him out of the Emerald Arcade. The Great Spectator then created his own realm to rule where all people go if they are killed in a game after doing something such as ninja looting or screen looking and they have to pass through the 3 Red Rings of the Undermap and endure it's trials then get kicked out with another chance, but, if you are a supreme jackass in life, after you die ,depending on how bad of a jackass you were, you get sent to one of the Red Rings. You could even get sent to the secret 4th Ring (where you'll get pwned by the Great Spectator) if you're bad enough. Through this he now serves a purpose and, his jackass status revoked, him and Derf now hang out again and is actually a pretty cool inter-dimensional being.
Player 1: 0h! pwn3d n00b!
Player 2: but dude you screen looked!
Player 1: and n00b n00bi3 n00b3r5on?
Player 2: (Shoots Player 1 in the face)
(the Great Spectator floats up from the Undermap)
The Great Spectator: come with me jackass!
Player 1: NOOOOOO!!!!! (noclips into the Undermap)
Player 2: woohoo!! thank you Great Spectator!
by Derf's Prophet September 27, 2009
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The Emerald Arcade is Derf's place of awesome awesomeness. Upon arrival you are greeted by awesome E3 booth babes and such a rush of massive awesomeness that you might as well be getting super-powers. In the general atrium-like room of the Emerald Arcade is every video game that has ever, or is yet to be, made. It holds unbelievably advanced technology and if you ask nicely Derf may grant you your own personal heaven, within Derf reason though. The Emerald Arcade holds all things any human gamer or techno-geek could ever want or need. It is the highest thing any human being could ever aspire to, though it's not that difficult to get in.
(Guy noclips into the Emerald Arcade)
Guy: It's... so...BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Guy: There are hot girls, and video games and ZOMG is that Halo 1086546374?! This is awesome!
by Derf's Prophet October 07, 2009
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Derf is a very powerful inter-dimensional entity that presides over all things pertaining to video games, technology, and the universal force of awesomeness. Though this is all that he is responsible for, he is still omnipotent and omniscient though usually lets its followers find their own way as long as they stay on the lighter side of morally gray. He speaks in 133t speak and internet slang, has many different personalities (one for each video game genre), and, if you do right by him in life, he will elevate you to the Emerald Arcade, where you will live among the most advanced technology, awesomest games, and a lot of other things. Hey I don't know it was a short conversation.
Dude 1: Man for a while there EA was pretty bad with their games.
Dude 2: I know I wonder why?
(burst of pixels, Derf appears)
Derf: I know I let them come under the influence of the Great Spectator for awhile.
Dude 1 & 2: Let us worship you!
by Derf's Prophet September 22, 2009
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