2 definitions by Derek Giff
A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.
“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...
by Derek Giff September 10, 2021
A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by yet another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.
“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...
by Derek Giff September 10, 2021