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Used when calling names at people (they are usually kids) who use to set up and play Habbo retros, the illegal private servers of Habbo Hotel, a kind of chatbox with virtual rooms and virtual furniture.

The habbotards are usually in the age 12-14.
Often have played RuneScape before 'exploring the world of Habboons'.
Habbotards appear to get a hardy of seeing pixelated furniture and 'coins', which they use to buy virtual furniture for their virtual room on the Habbo private server. (a 'retro')

Habbotards have barely any knowledge about what they are doing, they are following other peoples tutorials which are put on forums such as RaGEZONE.

Those tutorials have titles like '(TUT) (NOOB-FRIENDLY) (SET UP HABBO RETRO IN 10 MINUTES)', which exactly shows the low-level knowledge required for setting up a 'Habboon nest', basic computer knowledge and overall noobness.
However, Habbotards like spamming each other's threads and calling each other noob.

Often called a Habboon, but Habbotard is pretty regular too.
Matthew: 'Omg omg Nick come look! I have made my own Habbo Hotel! You can get free coins if you come to my room! Currently there are only me and my little sister playing on it but please invite all the persons on your messenger's list! I have also made a site but I don't know what portforwarding is.'
Nick: 'Go away habbotard, go do something with your life.'
by DerHase April 18, 2008

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