Definitions by Dense Nether
Dense Nethers
1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.
2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”
2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”
Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”
Dense Nethers by Dense Nether December 31, 2025