Definitions by Demented Fuck

hideaway whore

n: a stupid little bitch you keep in your pocket , just pull her out and blow her up

My hideaway whore has a pinhole in her ass; thus I cannot fuck her anymore

Merch

noun-jacking off into cookie dough and baking it crisp and then serving it to your in-laws.

Hey Dad! You love them cookies dont you?
"Sure do son!"
(Dough bags eating cum cookies mwwhahaha)