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cum cookies

noun-jacking off into cookie dough and baking it crisp and then serving it to your in-laws.

Hey Dad! You love them cookies dont you?
"Sure do son!"
(Dough bags eating cum cookies mwwhahaha)

by Demented Fuck January 21, 2005

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hideaway whore

n: a stupid little bitch you keep in your pocket , just pull her out and blow her up

My hideaway whore has a pinhole in her ass; thus I cannot fuck her anymore

by Demented Fuck January 21, 2005

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