Demented Fish's definitions

Jack Mormon

Any class of hypocritical, self-righteous bastards that are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and are prim and proper on Sunday morning and in front of other Mormons, but swear like sailors at work, secretly drink like a fish, cruise the net for kiddie porn on their work computers and are man-whores all over town.

"Always take at least two Mormons fishing with you or the damned Jack Mormon will drink all your beer"

by Demented Fish August 12, 2007