Demarates's definitions

Lotus Elise

Tiny, uncomfortable car for those who cannot afford a Porsche.

I test-drove a Lotus Elise once. It took me 45 minutes, a shoehorn and a jar of KY to fit into it.

by Demarates May 18, 2006

Siberian special

to perform oral sex on a male while the partner has ice cubes (or crushed ice) in her (or his) mouth.

When properly executed, this is quite a treat.

It would seem Sarah gave him a Siberian special, he was quite pleased.

by Demarates May 19, 2006