Demarates's definitions

murinate

To donate semen at the fertility clinic in exchange for money. Derived from the nickname of a certain college student who financed his beer supply doing just that.

Said donation is commonly referred to as a "Murination"

Man, I'm dead broke again. Time to go down the street and murinate, I guess.

by Demarates August 22, 2006

kojak balls

Hairless testicles, either by nature or as a result of shaving the scrotum.

"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."

"Seriously ?"

"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."

"Ewww."

by Demarates July 9, 2007