Della Hicks's definitions

pilonidal smile

When the crack of ones ass is extended just a bit beyond the typical length of crack. The slight depression can conveniently be used for storage; common items may include car keys, dime bags, and ironically, crack.

When my whore of a mother was eighteen she hid my father's virginity in her pilonidal smile.

by Della Hicks January 18, 2008