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Daltonism 

Drinking so much that you perform amazing feats for society’s benefit.

“Did you hear? Daltonism cured racism!”

“I’m gonna perform an act of Daltonism tonight”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m gonna get super drunk and start vanquishing racism so Obama will finally give me that award!”

Daltonism by Definitions for Dummies February 8, 2021