Definitely Not Garphey's definitions

garphey

Garphey is the definition of a handsome wholesome respectful man! He can sometimes stun you with his wit and humor. He once slayed a dragon by hugging it. Garphey is an overall cool dude.

Damn garphey is so funny and has a huge penis i wish i was like him. *sighs in awe*

by Definitely Not Garphey July 12, 2019