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blart

1. Women collectively, particularly the selection of women inhabiting a given location or establishment.
2. The female reproductive gash.

1. Bloody hell, James! This place is crawling with blart.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.

by definitely not alex April 26, 2009

Ranch Kiss

A "Ranch Kiss" is a normal kiss or making out with a sweet semen drizzle on the lips.

A: "Hey, man, can I hit that?"

B: "Sorry, I would let you but she gave me a ranch kiss this morning."

A: "Ew?"

by Definitely Not Alex May 6, 2025