Definitions by Death Threat Puppy

Miracle Whipped 

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.

"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

Miracle Whipped by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010