1 definition by Dean Wesley

The Detroit Red Wing

Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.

Did yah here ole Henry gave his wife The Detroit Red Wing and ended up in the slammer again.

by Dean Wesley January 17, 2019