Definitions by Dawn Spleen

FWFL 

1. Future wife for life
2. Acronym referring to a future lover, often texted to an unwilling prospect

Somebody: Will you be my FWFL?
Jasmin: Ummm...WTF?
Somebody: Errr...my...er...umm...future wifey for lifey?
Jasmin: Hell no.
Somebody: *sobs*

FWFL by Dawn Spleen August 6, 2009