Definitions by David smallwood

Shitting a Symphony 

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.

Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!

Shitting a Symphony by David smallwood February 23, 2015

Shiss 

When your in a hurry(whether it be to get back to video games, dinner, or bed) and you push to hard while peeing, coincidentally shitting your pants.

I heard David in the bathroom at lunch. He was pushing so hard peeing I thought he was going to shiss!

Shiss by David smallwood February 4, 2015