Definitions by David Rodriguez

Mush 

1. When you gamble on a team your presence jinxed the favorable outcome.

2. A person that breaks guy code, sleeps with a friends former flame, boo, girlfriend, wife.

Marty is such mush, he sleeps with his friends exs, and can’t pick a winner for shit.

Mush by David Rodriguez May 9, 2022

Hooten 

A five molar concentration of ass.

I was in Chemistry class when some jackass spilled an entire beaker of hooten on the desk.

Hooten by David Rodriguez November 26, 2004