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S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.
Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !
by David Lenins September 8, 2007
mugGet the S.M.A.R.T.mug.

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