Definitions by David Lenins

S.M.A.R.T. 

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

S.M.A.R.T. by David Lenins September 8, 2007