David Haddad's definitions

bare bum shabaka

the bare bum shabaka is a torturous technique used mainly by imature individuals, where two people hold someone down (preferably a china-man), and then one other person slowly lowers their spread bum cheeks and places them on the unfortunate souls awaiting face. Once bum cheeks are firmly placed on the facial area, they should be shaken, smeared, drug, or inclosed along wherever you have them placed. If you can force a fart while preforming the bare bum shabaka, it enhances the amusement level for the one giving, and those with the pleasure to observe.

if your playing a game and cannot think of a proper punishment for the loser, the bare bum shabaka always comes in handy.

by David Haddad February 15, 2006