Definitions by David Goreman
sputtering willis
The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.
sputtering willis by David Goreman July 11, 2004
Ultimate Stick Fighting
Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.
Ultimate Stick Fighting by David Goreman July 11, 2004