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Roger Taylor

The best drummer ever, singer, and an absolute legend. Drummer of Queen, the most amazing band ever. Sex icon, beautiful smile, BTW before Queen became Queen his band was called Smile and he was with Brian May and Tim Staffell. Looks like Santa Clause at his age (70). Fun facts: he threatened to lock himself in a cupboard until Freddie said his song I’m In Love With My Car could be on the b side of their album A Night At The Opera, he accidentally sent a sex tape to one of his fans instead of the demo for Breakthru, he looks prettier than me and I’m a girl in his appearance in I Want To Break Free. Okay thanks for reading and I hope he knows I would die for him.

Me: Do you like Roger Taylor??

Friend: No...

Me: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE THEN!!!!!!

by David Bowie's wh0re 🥄🧂 December 7, 2019