Definitions by David "Fat and Bald" Stone

ETAFAB 

The acronym for Rule #1 about English teachers. They are fat and bald.

"Dude, have you met the new English teacher?"
"No but he's fat and bald"
"How do you know?"
"ETAFAB!!"

ETAFAB by David "Fat and Bald" Stone January 12, 2009