Davey Bryson's definitions

Humperdinck

a personality disorder in which the person with the disorder displays grandiose behavior, fake smiles, uncontrollable anger and an aversion to percussive sounds in a consistent tempo and instruments in pitch. Usually the afflicted are also tone deaf, drink heavily and cannot tolerate anyone with a backbone. For some unknown reason women over the age of 65 are vey attracted to the afflicted. No cure has been found to date.

1. Arnie is a Humperdinck
2. George has humperdincked all over the place.

by Davey Bryson May 2, 2011