Definitions by Daveed Kashew

Wrinkle Chiming 

To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.

Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"

Wrinkle Chiming by Daveed Kashew December 28, 2011