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A golden blumpkin 360, is when you get head while taking a shit (a blumpkin) on a golden rotating toilet. To be a real golden blumpkin 360 the toilet must be at least 18k gold, and it must make a full rotation, or 360 degrees.
I almost got a golden blumpkin 360 last night, but the toilet was out of order, and would not spin.
by Dave Siegel March 01, 2008

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new-fangled word for "cool"
Dylan is constitutional, he enjoys sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll!
by Dave Siegel February 28, 2008

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