Dave Siegel's definitions

Golden Blumpkin 360

A golden blumpkin 360, is when you get head while taking a shit (a blumpkin) on a golden rotating toilet. To be a real golden blumpkin 360 the toilet must be at least 18k gold, and it must make a full rotation, or 360 degrees.

I almost got a golden blumpkin 360 last night, but the toilet was out of order, and would not spin.

by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008

Constitutional

new-fangled word for "cool"

Dylan is constitutional, he enjoys sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll!

by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008