Definitions by Dato' Seri Abdullah Hj. Ahmad Badawi

Valerie Lim 

This exotic creature can only be found once in earths lifetime. Possessing an abstractly conflicted aura of severe negativity, any human being unlucky enough to encounter her will forever be damaged. It is advised to stay away for your own sake.

Derek: I once met Valerie Lim
Nate: Oh really what happened?
Derek: She did my head in so I took advantage of her
Nate: Right thurr

Valerie Lim by Dato' Seri Abdullah Hj. Ahmad Badawi April 22, 2008