Definitions by DasWonton
Genital Spasm
Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.
Genital Spasm by DasWonton September 18, 2018
Kamikaze Shot
When a person makes a specific shot by these steps;
Pour the vodka, lime juice, and triple sec into a cocktail shaker over ice. Cover, and shake until the outside of the shaker has frosted. Strain into a chilled shot glasses to serve.
Now grind Jewish salt on the table, take either a straw or a piece of american money that's rolled up, now use your sniffer helper item, to now FUCKING SNORT THE ENTIRE LINE OF SALT AND TAKE A SHOT OF THE DRINK AND GET INTO AGONY AS YOU REMEMBER BEING ALMOST FUCKING DIVE BOMBED BY A JAPANESE AIRCRAFT!
Pour the vodka, lime juice, and triple sec into a cocktail shaker over ice. Cover, and shake until the outside of the shaker has frosted. Strain into a chilled shot glasses to serve.
Now grind Jewish salt on the table, take either a straw or a piece of american money that's rolled up, now use your sniffer helper item, to now FUCKING SNORT THE ENTIRE LINE OF SALT AND TAKE A SHOT OF THE DRINK AND GET INTO AGONY AS YOU REMEMBER BEING ALMOST FUCKING DIVE BOMBED BY A JAPANESE AIRCRAFT!
Scenario (Chattin on the interwebs):
Guy 1: Do you know what it feels like, or even looks like to take a kamikaze shot?
Guy 2: Yeah, why the fuck not?
Guy 1: Here's the title of the video: Kamikaze Shots | 神風ショット
(Few moments later)
Guy 2: Wat duh fucc?
Guy 1: Do you know what it feels like, or even looks like to take a kamikaze shot?
Guy 2: Yeah, why the fuck not?
Guy 1: Here's the title of the video: Kamikaze Shots | 神風ショット
(Few moments later)
Guy 2: Wat duh fucc?
Kamikaze Shot by DasWonton September 18, 2018
Commiyaboo
Also called Commiaboo or Commeeaboo. This is a person who is very arragant and wants to install the authoritarian government of communism, these people however, say that this is a free item in a store, this is not how communism works and I will fucking bash whoever's fucking head with a hammer and slice the person's head open with a sickle
This commiyaboo is a fucking jackass
Commiyaboo by DasWonton September 13, 2018