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Mormon Dutch Oven

The Mormon Dutch Oven (noun): When you do Mormon "soaking" with a partner who has a bad case of diarrhea, trying to keep it parked inside them for as long as you can without pulling out.
People in Utah do what’s called the Mormon Dutch Oven. It’s anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. You insert and leave it unmoving inside soaking for as long as possible
Mormon Dutch Oven by Darth Taco June 12, 2026
(Noun) A pejorative name that represents a woman you anticipate wants to start an argument with you and you cut her off by repeatedly saying “Linda” in a patronizing manner. Based on a video that went viral of a young boy arguing with his mom and calling her by her first name, Linda
“You’re being such a Linda right now
Stop right there Linda I don’t want to argue with you now
Linda by Darth Taco May 22, 2023