Definitions by Darth Frak

wifesplaining 

When no matter what you say, your wife explains why they were right all along.

Even though her directions got us lost, I still got 20 minutes of wifesplaining how I made us late.

wifesplaining by Darth Frak May 23, 2018

Beer Blocking 

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.

George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.

Beer Blocking by Darth Frak April 3, 2016