wifesplaining

When no matter what you say, your wife explains why they were right all along.

Even though her directions got us lost, I still got 20 minutes of wifesplaining how I made us late.

by Darth Frak May 23, 2018

Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.

George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.

by Darth Frak April 03, 2016