Definitions by Darsics

Poké Rolled

When you're playing Pokémon Go and your phone vibrates, so you excitingly look for a Pokémon, but it's just a text.

*phone vibrates*

Me: I hope it's a blastoise!

*sees text message*

Friend: What is it?!?

Me: Just a text...

Friend: Damn, you got Poké Rolled

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