13 definitions by Darren O'Donnell

procrasturbation

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

by Darren O'Donnell July 17, 2004

flirtcast

A sexy email sent to a friend or acquaintance in the hopes that s/he will take the bait and a hookup will ensue.

I'm really stressed these days because I sent out a bunch of flirtcasts yesterday and haven't heard back from any of them.

I'm supposed to be working on a grant but, instead, I'm spending the whole day flirtcasting.

I did some pretty heavy flirtcasting with that woman who works at the Drake and now I'm paranoid I've pissed her off.

by Darren O'Donnell February 25, 2007

waywo

An acronym for the phrase 'what are you working on?", often to be heard asked by urban artsters of each other.

First Artster: Waywo?

Second Artster: I'm fine-tuning a treatment for a tv series about the flavours of the world's salt, shooting a video for some random band, editing my first novel and putting together a sick mix for muxtape. (translation: nothing.)

by Darren O'Donnell May 1, 2008

Shovel-Ready

A state of readiness, needing only a shift in resources - monetary, emotional, psychological - in ones favor.

I'm shovel-ready for a relationship with Betty, if only she knew I existed.

by Darren O'Donnell January 28, 2009

shovel-ready

A state in which one's various projects only need a whack of cash thrown at them for them to roll.

My next novel is shovel-ready, I just need to receive that pesky arts grant.

by Darren O'Donnell January 28, 2009

spamaniac

(noun)

An individual or organization who continues to send you multiple emails even after you've asked to be removed from their list.

Any individual or organization who sends more than two emails about their upcoming event.

I used to be Facebook friends with Chuck but he's such a fucking spamaniac I had to delete him.

by Darren O'Donnell June 19, 2008