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Definitions by Darkling Toddles

Procrapstinate 

When you should be doing something else but instead you're sitting on the toilet and both legs are asleep.
Wyatt should've been working, but he would procrapstinate instead.

procrapstinating 

When you are sitting on the turlet, offloading a dump for about an hour instead of doing your work.

See Procrapstinate
Wyatt was supposed to be working but instead, he's in the shitter, procrapstinating.