Darkening m’coon's definitions

Nigerian cowboy

To ride a horse as if it were a girl riding you.. on the other sideee… Well you get the point

I walked into the barn and i screamed “HOLY SHIT!!” at the top of my lungs because nicco was giving the horse a nigerian cowboy. Damn, his ass hole must be very tolerant because 13 inches… damn..

by Darkening m’coon December 3, 2025

Nigerian bluegill

To hang a person by the ass hole with a size 15-8 panfish hook which will eventually rip through the persons ass hole due to the persons weight and the small size of the hook

Holy shit!! That brat hit his head on the floor after the hook in his ass hole ripped his ass apart from Ivan’s nigerian bluegill

by Darkening m’coon December 3, 2025

Nigerian perch

To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb

Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Huwer

The best exclamation word ever created. You can say it when you’re angry, sad, or happy it describes every feeling with a tone.

QB: You damn butterfingers you cant catch for shit and now you sold the 4th down damnit!!

Shitty reciever: huwer 😢

Other example: QB: FUCK YEAH THATS YOUR 5TH TOUCHDOWN OF THE DAY!!

Good reciever : HUWER😼😁

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Nigerian doll trap

To hide a tazer inside a sex doll so that the next person that uses it will get 30,000 volts to the dick

I killed my man’s dick with a nigerian doll trap after i found out he had a sex doll. 😼

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025