Dark Bard's definitions

hot mistake

A sticky mess or emphatically bad situation. Akin to "hot mess", though broader in definition and not necessarily pertaining to the appearance of a subject.

Man, I shouldn't have knocked up my chem teacher. This hot mistake has my world all FUBAR.

by Dark Bard January 2, 2009

emo

a largely reviled musical sub-genre that's a permutation of hardcore punk minus any inkling of testosterone. Has replaced Mexican accordian polka as the least tolerable music to most people. Hell, even Mexican polka has it's charm in a Mexican restaurant....

Dude, what smells? Is that some emo on the bottom of your Chucks from the dog park? Yep, I'll scrape it off.

by Dark Bard October 16, 2008