Danprabjanif Kinharbak's definitions

rusty doorknob

When a girl poops on a man's penis, and leaves it to dry, for a few hours (this is essential!) and then returns to give him a handjob as if she were turning a doorknob. A rusty doorknob.

"OMG Rhonda gave Bernie a rusty doorknob last night! He says he now has a new perspective on life."

by Danprabjanif Kinharbak November 5, 2011