Definitions by Danny W

Twatbat

A small telescopic weapon, usually made of metal, mainly used by chav scum who cant afford knives.

Chav #1: Is you got a knife yet bro?

Chav #2: Nah, I's got this twatbat instead, innit?

(untellable bollocks)

Twatbat by Danny W April 22, 2006