Danno Chuchiak's definitions

Mash and Tingle

A rare form of male masturbation involving a window sill and a feather. One places their johnson onto the window sill next to an open window, takes hold of the window, and slams it down onto their member; the mash. Then, one runs a feather along the side and head of their jimmy; the tingle. This form of masturbation is not advisable, and requires a window that opens vertically.

I tried to mash and tingle, but I passed out after the mash.

by Danno Chuchiak April 16, 2007

Lavender

Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is solely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.

"Dude, is Craig watching Grey's Anatomy?" "Yeah, he's a little lavender."

by Danno Chuchiak April 24, 2007

New Day Co-op

A cooperative movement started by Stringer Bell and Proposition Joe in HBO's The Wire. The New Day Co-op is a loose coalition of drug dealers in Baltimore, MD, who share profits, protection, product, and turf. Stringer and Prop Joe realized that if the gangs stop killing each other over corners and drugs, there will be more money to go around for everyone with less bodies dropping, and thus less police attention.

The New Day Co-op gets the pure stuff from the Greek.

by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007

STDenial

Noun. The state of being in denial about one's sexually transmited diseases.

Convincing herself that the bumps were merely razor burn, Susie was in STDenial.

by Danno Chuchiak December 24, 2008

Scatch

Playing catch with shit. Scat + Catch = Scatch. Typically played in prisons and jails in America, usually with guards who don't know they're playing until it's too late.

The Guantanamo inmate did not care for baseball, but often played a little scatch with the guards.

by Danno Chuchiak April 16, 2007