Definitions by Danno Chuchiak

Imused 

Verb. To be Imused is to be fired or severely punished over something trivial or marginally offensive. First coined when MSNBC and CBS Radio fired the veteran radio talk-show host after he claimed that the Rutger's women's basketball team were a bunch of "nappy-headed ho's". America responded with outrage. Although Imus' words were brazenly racist and stupid, his firing over such a trivial phrase speaks to America's white guilt and intolerance of any slights against minorities, even when spoken facetiously.

Billy was Imused from the varsity team after loudly proclaiming that the opposing team played like a bunch of girls. A female onlooker was offended, and complained to school administrators.

Imused by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007

South Park

Perhaps the greatest satire of American culture ever.

Mrs. Garrison: "I don't even know how lesbians make love... unless you like, scissors or something."
South Park, April 2007

South Park by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007

New Day Co-op

A cooperative movement started by Stringer Bell and Proposition Joe in HBO's The Wire. The New Day Co-op is a loose coalition of drug dealers in Baltimore, MD, who share profits, protection, product, and turf. Stringer and Prop Joe realized that if the gangs stop killing each other over corners and drugs, there will be more money to go around for everyone with less bodies dropping, and thus less police attention.

The New Day Co-op gets the pure stuff from the Greek.

New Day Co-op by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007

Scatch 

Playing catch with shit. Scat + Catch = Scatch. Typically played in prisons and jails in America, usually with guards who don't know they're playing until it's too late.

The Guantanamo inmate did not care for baseball, but often played a little scatch with the guards.

Scatch by Danno Chuchiak April 16, 2007

Mash and Tingle 

A rare form of male masturbation involving a window sill and a feather. One places their johnson onto the window sill next to an open window, takes hold of the window, and slams it down onto their member; the mash. Then, one runs a feather along the side and head of their jimmy; the tingle. This form of masturbation is not advisable, and requires a window that opens vertically.

I tried to mash and tingle, but I passed out after the mash.

Mash and Tingle by Danno Chuchiak April 16, 2007