Lavender

Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is purely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.
"Dude, is Craig watching Grey's Anatomy?" "Yeah, he's a little lavender."
by Danno Chuchiak April 11, 2007
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South Park

Perhaps the greatest satire of American culture ever.
Mrs. Garrison: "I don't even know how lesbians make love... unless you like, scissors or something."
South Park, April 2007
by Danno Chuchiak April 12, 2007
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The Notch

Slang shorthand for the campgrounds surrounding Franconia, New Hampshire, specifically Franconia Notch. Located in northern New Hampshire, in the White Mountains, The Notch is a decent place to stay for a weekend of camping and fishing. Plenty of streams nearby on Route 93 and each camp ground has a decent amount of privacy. Aggressive squirrels abound.
Zack was surprised that we had skewered fluffy, but what did he expect? This was the notch, after all.
by Danno Chuchiak April 06, 2007
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My Struggle

A forthcoming book by Hillary Clinton and the sequel to her bestseller "It Takes A Village". In "My Struggle", Clinton makes a biographical account of her life and also describes plans for a Western Hemispheric alliance of like-minded social progressives, along a compassionate worldview of intellectual supremacy with progressives at the top and capitalist-minded white-collar conservatives at the bottom. "My Struggle" will include both domestic political theory and foreign policy, centered around the main themes of national redistribution, federal control, and bureaucratic solutions to private-enterprise and religious problems. This book is due out July 18, 2008.
A passage from My Struggle:
"Never forget that the most sacred right on this earth is man's right to have the earth to till with his own hands, the most sacred sacrifice the blood that a man sheds for this earth."
by Danno Chuchiak April 12, 2007
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Piggy Diving

The act of hooking up with, going home with, and/or having sex with an overweight, homely man/woman. Usually occurs around last call at bars, when alcohol has impaired one's judgement or severely lowered one's standards. Always leads to Morning Remorse. Occurs whenever someone's appetite for some ass exceeds their desire to conserve their reputation and self-esteem.
Did you see that chick John just left with?!
Ahh, who cares. We've all gone piggy diving once or twice.
by Danno Chuchiak April 13, 2007
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