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How do I even begin? A Kimberly is the sweetest human being you will ever meet! She's a bit quirky but will make you laugh at her stupidity. But she's secretly really smart and good at math! She will help you in times of need and will ALWAYS be there for you. She is beautiful but she knows it! So be careful when you're trying to snag a Kimberly. Kimberly butts are normally round and plump and their height is usually under 6". Overall they're a great person and a joy to hang out with.
Person 1: "Tell me about your girl"
Person 2: "Well, her butt is round and plump and her height is right under 6 foot!"
Person 1: "Oh! Is she a Kimberly?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah!"
by Dank Jenks April 6, 2019
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