Daniel Stress Fracture's definitions
The act in which an individual persons is beyond saving from the stress of their life. Often seen in the car sales industry as customers with a sub 500 credit score.
My manager Clovis said this customer is a Jelly Stress because not even Santander will approve them... they were Repo'd twice!
by Daniel Stress Fracture January 19, 2026
Get the Jelly Stress mug.Adjective; a descriptor of a person(s) beyond saving. The described person(s) have hypothetically "melted" into a puddle of human meat gravy.
My manager Clovis has been consuming a copious amount of Jamaican Beef Patties. So many so that I can see him physically bursting at the seems. He's gravy puddled.
by Daniel Stress Fracture January 19, 2026
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