Definitions by Daniel Rather

Katie Couric 

Hot, dumb fucking bitch on television in the United States.

New Yorker: Ey, look - Katie Couric is on TV!

Floridian: Naw mane, Katie Couric is in the TV, not on it.

Californian: Nah bruh, she's not in it or on it, because she's sucking my fat cock. Surfs up!

Katie Couric by Daniel Rather March 4, 2009