tit-nipplyness

The degree to which one's nipples are evident through one's clothing

Often a side effect of cold weather and/or physical stimulation

see Nipple Check

by Daniel Harold May 07, 2004

crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

by Daniel Harold March 01, 2004