Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.

When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

November 13th

The day you get to yell penis at a teacher with no punishment

It's November 13th, "OI KENNETH! PENIS!"

by Dangly dongolies November 12, 2019