Definitions by Dangly dongolies

Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.

When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works

Poo Pourri by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

The Failed Abortion 

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

The Failed Abortion by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Updog 

Not even funny

Person one: Updog
Person two: What's updog?
Person one: Not much what about you?
Person two: Wha- ohhhh

Updog by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019