3 definitions by Dan Schneider
Generally a newly engaged female who is somewhere between the ages of 22-28. Commonly, she will have resorted in allowing an aging man to insert anal beads inside he for his twisted pleasure. More common she is likely to have some type of military experience.
Well, buddy I have to get off the phone... heading down to Fort Knox to pick up the hizzore. We are going anal bead shopping.
by Dan Schneider October 30, 2007
Typically the shy and timid girl at work, or at the club. She will come across as the girl next door with very few life experiences. Some guys will decide to take her out, almost out of pure sympathy never expecting anything in return. When she is dropped off at home she will lure him into her effiecieny appartment, still playing the role of miss innocent...and then it happens she transform into the excorslut raping and violating the guy in ways he never thought possible.
Hey Scott did you take out Nikki Alcorn last night? Yeah man everything was fine untill we got back to her house. She invited me in, lock the door and went ape shit. Her head started spinning around and she was talking all deep and puking green frogs while she was on top of me. She seemed so shy, I was in shock. I needed some holy water or a cross to throw on her...she turned into a freakin excorslut on me.
by Dan Schneider December 14, 2007
Generally a medical procedure perfomed on an aging 35-40 year old male couch slouch, preiviously diagnosed with an overwhelming case of the "scorp tits" (definition available via urban dic.) Examination is recomended to patient in the event of a lump or mass found in either "scorp" during self pleasure. Also recommended on aging body builders whom have found themselves spiraling out of control into "bitch tits".
Tungette told me while he was putting on his masturbation theatre swaray at the lake, he reached up with his free hand to caress his scorp tit. At the point of ejaculating in front of everyone he lost interest as he noticed a softball size mass. Dr. Scotty Smith immediatly recommended a managram.
by Dan Schneider November 4, 2007