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managram 

Generally a medical procedure perfomed on an aging 35-40 year old male couch slouch, preiviously diagnosed with an overwhelming case of the "scorp tits" (definition available via urban dic.) Examination is recomended to patient in the event of a lump or mass found in either "scorp" during self pleasure. Also recommended on aging body builders whom have found themselves spiraling out of control into "bitch tits".
Tungette told me while he was putting on his masturbation theatre swaray at the lake, he reached up with his free hand to caress his scorp tit. At the point of ejaculating in front of everyone he lost interest as he noticed a softball size mass. Dr. Scotty Smith immediatly recommended a managram.
managram by Dan Schneider July 20, 2008
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manogram 

Something women want to have done by a HOT Doctor.
When I went to have my ears checked out by a new Doctor, he walks in the room and I suddenly forget my ear problems and I told him I needed a Manogram. Could you help??????
manogram by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008
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Mangaram 

1)Someone who was being stupid, immature ,blunt or retarded
2) a) A donkey
b) My boss (or your boss)
3)someone who aggravates, annoys, irritates, etc.... a phrase commonly used from Kanpur to Rajamundhary.
4)People who attempt to boost their self-esteem or confidence by posting their most negative and stereotypical beliefs from the scial barrier of the Internet.
5)A general social commentary used by people who believe that they are more inteligent than the other which basically means, "I don't like you, so I'm going to try to insult you."
6)Mangarams are all posers!!..from a fudgepacker to you and your mother..
7)Slang term for homosexual, usualy one who is flamboyantly flaming
8)George H. W. Bush
9)A show on MTV in which people preform dangeorus stunts that look pretty cool
10)Ppl who talk sh!t and dont back it up..
Eg. for Def 2) My boss sucks and yours probably does too
Eg. for Def 7) Guy A- Want to know an easy way to make a thousand dollars?
Guy B- How?
Guy A- Suck a Cock
Guy B- Wow your such a Mangaram
Eg. for Def 8)Who would have ever thought such a Mangaram would win the election?!?!?!
Mangaram by Orkut July 4, 2006

Mangaram 

1)Someone who was being stupid, immature ,blunt or retarded
2) a) A donkey
b) My boss (or your boss)
3)someone who aggravates, annoys, irritates, etc.... a phrase commonly used from Kanpur to Rajamundhary.
4)People who attempt to boost their self-esteem or confidence by posting their most negative and stereotypical beliefs from the scial barrier of the Internet.
5)A general social commentary used by people who believe that they are more inteligent than the other which basically means, "I don't like you, so I'm going to try to insult you."
6)Mangarams are all posers!!..from a fudgepacker to you and your mother..
7)Slang term for homosexual, usualy one who is flamboyantly flaming
8)George H. W. Bush
9)A show on MTV in which people preform dangeorus stunts that look pretty cool
10)Ppl who talk sh!t and dont back it up..
Eg. for Def 2) My boss sucks and yours probably does too
Eg. for Def 7) Guy A- Want to know an easy way to make a thousand dollars?
Guy B- How?
Guy A- Suck a Cock
Guy B- Wow your such a Mangaram
Eg. for Def 8)Who would have ever thought such a Mangaram would win the election?!?!?!
Mangaram by Orkut July 4, 2006
my best friends last name. btw where did you even get mangram from?
yea his last name is mangram he black asf
mangram by yuHhhHhHh ok January 16, 2021

manogram 

When your husband or significant other rolls over and squashes one of your breasts in the middle of the night. OUCH!
Oh my gosh, last night you gave me the worst manogram ever!
manogram by PBTJ November 30, 2013

manogram 

n. etymology-derived from "mammogram" (a photograph of the breasts made by x-rays).
this is what men give themselves when they examine thier pectoral muscles in the mirror for an extended period of time. Often seen in gyms, especially in the locker room. Often done as an act of vainity.
After looking at his chest for 15 min. at all possible perspectives, Billy was finished with his daily manogram.
manogram by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005
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