Dan Patricia's definitions
When a group of men simultaneously ejaculate into a blender, blend their semen with soy milk, blueberries and a splash of cinnamon to create a nice desert after a long day of hard work.
Miles, Iowa is the birthplace of the Miles Milkshake after a game of Truth or Dare went horribly wrong. Caution: Not to be consumed by minors, pregnant women or Hispanics.
by Dan Patricia January 17, 2014
Get the miles milkshakemug.