2 definitions by Dan Otis

A queef executed during a female's menstruation resulting in a wet, red, spraying expulsion of menstrual fluid; equivalent to a vagina shart
I was performing cunnilingus when she queefstruated all over my face.
by Dan Otis December 10, 2007
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A person who lives in, was born in, or has a desire to visit Fagabonia (Washington)
That Fagabonian used to live in Seattle
by Dan Otis December 10, 2007
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