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Cold Minute

Parody of a "Hot Second", signifying any amount of time it would take to complete a task.

Dan: Yo dude when are you coming over?
Marc: I'll be there in a cold minute man!
*Arrives at house*
Marc: Dude where you just beating off?!?
Dan: YOU SAID I HAD A COLD MINUTE!!

by Dan Glantz July 22, 2011