Definitions by Dan Fab

Smart Jock 

Nonexistent. You're smart, or you're a jock.

There's no such thing as a Smart Jock.

Smart Jock by Dan Fab December 7, 2005

smang 

adjective - disgusting, unattractive, unusable, discarded, undesirable, destitute
noun - a substance of above description

His mouth was open so wide I could see the smang stuck to his teeth.

smang by Dan Fab September 22, 2005