2 definitions by Dan Fab

Top Definition
Nonexistent. You're smart, or you're a jock.
There's no such thing as a Smart Jock.
by Dan Fab December 03, 2005
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adjective - disgusting, unattractive, unusable, discarded, undesirable, destitute
noun - a substance of above description
His mouth was open so wide I could see the smang stuck to his teeth.
by Dan Fab September 22, 2005
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